Bet you also didn’t expect this one to be included, right? Me neither. 3) Adult Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesĪh…yes. And then you can also hop from one town to another on any person that you want, whether you beat them up or having sex with them. So what to expect from this? Still, you get to play Batman-fighting crime as usual, but instead of just combating the bad forces of evil, the bonus is even sweeter: you now have the opportunity to bed the beautiful damsel in distress after that. Clever moniker indeed-an adult parody of the most super famous superhero just came alive. Well if there’s the Dark Knight Rises, for sure some clever geniuses want to have a “studlier” version of Batman right? That’s why they smartly named the game, “The Hard Knight Rises”. But at last, after rescuing the lovely princess, no good deed will be left unrewarded as soon after, you will get to receive your reward (hint: it involves sex). So you will play either of the Guido Brothers and be a valiant hero. And as you try to jump and run into the palace where the damsel in distress is being held captive by those evil bad guys, you will (of course) encounter numerous minions and struggles-and the twist is? It’s all covered with adult innuendoes. Now Guido sound so mysterious and exotic and foreign, so maybe they named it so.Īnyway, what’s this game about? So your role is to be the hero by saving the princess from many villains who have kidnapped her. Now, some geniuses want to have that sexual version that’s why they named it, The Guido Brothers, as opposed to the commonplace name, Mario. Just to clearly uncover what the hell I’m talking about, check the list here: 1) The Guido Brothersĭon’t look now, but I know you have heard about the legendary Mario Brothers game. Just to clearly uncover what the hell I’m talking about, check the list here:.
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